Introducing the Toddler-to-English Dictionary

"Guk! Boa guk!" my toddler shouts, commanding me from his throne (high chair).   A few seconds later, his tone softens as he smiles. "Seeyo? Seeyo?" he sweetly suggests, eyes open and innocent. (He really knows how to play mama good)   Most people would have no freakin' clue what he's trying to say. But I'm not most people. I'm his mom. ...